Episode Four - Google's Dark Lord

TOWER OF DOOM - GOOGLEPLEX - 2032 A.D.

As he adjusted the colorful buttons on his elaborate court jester costume, Sergey came to the realization that Larry Page had gone completely mad.  The thought made Sergey silently laugh and the bells on his hat tinkled.  Of course, Larry Page was mad.  That was hardly news.  He had been insane for some time and Sergey Brin, like everyone else at Google, had no doubt about it.  Larry had gone crazy long before he had begun building the giant “Tower of Doom” which Sergey now stood in.   Before Page vowed to plunge the world into thousand years of darkness.  Even before the disastrous purchase of France.  Larry was clearly nuts a decade ago when he ordered the bombing of Apple’s headquarters and the failed assassination of Steve Jobs.  It was pretty obvious Page had already lost his mind back when Google purchased Motorola and decided to get into the hardware business.  In retrospect, Brin’s first indication that Larry was mad was when Eric Schmidt successfully convinced Page to steal Apple’s design of the iPhone and compete directly with Apple, which had been a valuable corporate ally.  That was crazy.  Really, really, really crazy.

Sergey had begged them not to do it at the time, but Larry wouldn’t listen to him, as he wouldn’t listen many times after that.  Schmidt, of course, paid the price to Jobs with his head.   But from the moment Android was released, Sergey knew that Google was ultimately doomed.  Their subsequent embrace of evil actually worked out better than Sergey had thought, it energized the rank and file employees, but nevertheless it was just a question of time before Apple prevailed and Jobs severed each of their heads too.  A tingle went through Sergey’s neck as he thought about Jobs’s sharp katana.  Larry, of course, was also haunted with own nightmares of his eventual decapitation which only spurred on his recklessness.

Yes, Larry Page was mad.  But lately it was increasingly clear that he was “completely” mad.  That is, he was unable to distinguish between reality and fantasy.  Or even worse, between fantasy and fantasy.  Sergey didn’t mind that Larry ordered him to only appear before him in a jester costume.  Sergey liked dressing up.  And frankly, now that it was complete, the Googleplex’s “Tower of Doom,” modeled after Mordor’s Barad-dur, was really, really cool.  In particular, the giant flaming holographic “Eye of Sauron,” or rather “Eye of Larry,” which glowed over it.  Sergey had originally argued that they build a replica of Minas Morgul, which he thought was even cooler and less obvious, but he had been overruled as usual.  Sergey had also tried to point out, that the dark lord Sauron, Larry’s new role model, was completely defeated in “Lord of the Rings,” but Larry would simply laugh and say, “Really?  Are you sure?  I suggest you read it more carefully.”

Brin tried to keep an open mind about the fact that Larry had begun wearing body armor and a cape clearly modeled after Marvel Comic’s Doctor Doom, absence the face mask, which didn’t blend in with the overall Tolkien theme.  While unlikely, it’s at least conceivable that Sauron wore something similar, since Tolkien never directly described the dark lord’s clothing in the trilogy.   What was more madding was that Larry insisted on calling Sergey “Wormtongue,” which Sergey could only guess was somewhat prompted by the court jester costume, since Grima, Wormtongue’s real name, had originally been a court advisor to Theoden of Rohan.  (Though he was not a court jester.)  But Wormtongue worked for Saruman the evil white wizard, not Sauron the evil dark lord.  As everyone knew, Saruman, who was also defeated, lived in the tower of Orthanc in Isengard, so it made utterly no sense for Larry to keep calling Sergey “Wormtongue,” in a life size model of Barad-dur, since Grima never would have set foot there.  It wasn’t just that Sergey harbored hopes of getting to dress up as the Witch King, who would be a better thematic choice as second in command to Larry’s Sauron.  Sergey had come to believe that Larry was completely mixing up the two towers and couldn’t even tell the difference anymore between Sauron and Saruman.

And that bothered Sergey more than anything else.

“Wormtongue!  Wormtongue!”  Larry Page called out as he strode into the dark throne chamber.

“Yes, my Lord?”  Sergey replied with a curtsey.

“What is the status of Project Strangelove?”

“Underway, my Lord.  Nothing can stop us now.”  Sergey shuddered inside.  Yes, nothing could stop it.   Not even Apple.  Of all the hideous and unethical products that had been concocted by Google’s X Labs, Project Strangelove was the most diabolical.  Back before the wars, Sergey had originally created X Labs with the hope of making the world a better place.  He had big plans for Google specs, an elevator to space and understanding robot girlfriends.  But under Page’s “thousand years of darkness” mandate, it had become a technological chamber of horrors with a seemingly endless catalogue of monstrous consumer goods beginning with the Nexus Q.   Project Strangelove was the ultimate manifestation of this horrific use of science for evil.   It had a single goal: the complete and total destruction of humanity.  And nothing, nothing could stop it.

“Good.  Good.”  Larry Page said as his Doctor Doom armor clanked around the room.  Sergey fought to conceal a heavy sigh.  It was clearly Doctor Doom: gray metal armor, with a green tunic, brown leather belt, and green hooded cape.  It was completely insane to mix such an obvious Marvel comics reference into a painstakingly designed Lord of the Rings setting.   Page might as well have dressed up like Lex Luthor or Agent Smith.  (And Larry had gone ballistic when Sergey wanted to dress like The Joker.)  Brin couldn’t help but actually look forward to the world ending.

Page marched up the steps of a tall ebony marble riser and sat upon his black iron throne.   Automatically, a duplicate holograph of the burning eye over the tower came alive and flared for three stories over the throne like a halo of evil.  Sergey had to admit, it was a nice touch.  The entire throne room was really spectacular, if a little over the top.  No expense had been spared in the construction and decorations.  Which made it all more heartbreaking that Page couldn’t be consistent in his choice of evil themes.

“Have you seen the You Tube video from Batyr-Aul?” Larry asked.

“You mean the one where Malick is beheaded?”

“Are there any others?”

“Well, yes.  I mean, technically, hundreds.  There are documentaries about Batyr-Aul, home videos by people living there, some regional cooking shows, nothing with many views but…”

“Yes, yes!  I mean the one with Malick!”

“Of course, I’ve seen it, my lord.  Many times.  That’s how we were able to send a rapid response team to rescue him so quickly.”

“And how is Malick doing?”  Page clicked a button on the arm of his throne and a huge holographic screen materialized in the center of the room.  The video of Eve cutting off Malick’s head began to loop on it.   Page coolly watched the gushing blood splurge up from Malick’s neck over and over as Sergey got nauseous.  

“Umm… well.  Good, I guess.  Exactly as you wished.  He seems to be responding well to the treatment.  He’s waiting outside for your command.”  After the beheading of Eric Schmidt, fear of Jobs’s sword had caused Larry to initiate a special program to reanimate severed heads.  To Sergey’s discomfort, it worked.  Along with a variety of disgusting features Larry insisted on adding on.

“And the Microsoft exec?”

Sergey’s face fell.  “Oh.  We didn’t bother to save him.  Didn’t think it was important.  I’m not even sure where his head is.  Did you want us to… ?”

Page waved his steel gloved hand.  “No, no.  It doesn’t matter.  Forget it.  Who cares?”  Page clicked a button and the video froze with Eve in mid-slice.  “I need to talk to you about something more urgent.  I have an announcement, Wormtongue.  I’ve decided to take a wife.”

“Another, my lord?”

“This one will be different.  This one will become my queen of darkness.  She will rule over the end of the world at my side.”

“I see, my lord.”  Sergey half-heartedly pretended to be interested.  “And who is the lucky lady?”

Page smiled and stared pointedly at the still video frame floating in the middle of the room like a huge billboard.  The image of Eve with her sword extended into Malick’s throat showed off a sexy sliver of bare side boob in the sports bra.

Sergey froze as a chill ran down his spine as if his blood had turned to ice water.  No… it can’t be.  Page can’t be serious this time.  Is there no end to this descent into swirling insanity?

“My lord… you don’t mean…”

“I certainly do.  Doctor Zachara shall be mine!”  Page stood up and paced back and forth across the riser.  “I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me long before.  Eve Zachara is the perfect woman for me.  I shall make her my bride and together we will rule over the end of times!”

“But… but she’s a lesbian.”

“She’s bisexual.”  Page firmly protested.

“She prefers women.  Everyone knows that!”

“I don’t care!  She will be mine!”

“She works for Apple!  She’s Steve Jobs’s personal protégé!”  

“That’s what makes her perfect!  What better way to prove my glorious superiority than to turn his most trusted lieutenant into my compliant bedtoy!”

“It won’t work!”  Sergey said with increasing urgency.    “We’ve already been trying to kill her for years!   She’s at the top of Google’s hit list!  Even if we captured her, she would never, never have anything to do with… you!”  Sergey couldn’t help himself.  The thought of Eve with Larry was just too much.

“You’re just jealous.  You want her for yourself!”

“No!”

“Yes!  Admit it!  Admit it!  You don’t want me to have her, because you want her!”

Sergey’s head started to swirl.  He found it hard to breathe.  It was as if the holograph of the flaming eye was burning up all the oxygen in the room.

“Admit it.  Admit it.”

Sergey fell to his knees, exhausted.  Of course he wanted her.  Eve Zachara was every computer nerd’s ultimate fantasy.  Not just because was she beautiful, tall, blond and built, but she was a Stanford Ph.D.  On top of that, she could code pretty decently, was an expert in martial arts and the bisexual thing was a huge turn on.  Sergey looked up at Page, his eyes filling with tears.

“Please, Larry… don’t do this.  Don’t… you’ll just embarrass yourself.  You’ll embarrass all of Google.  I beg you…”

“It shall be done.  Wait and see.  Once Eve sees this really cool tower, she’ll have second thoughts.  Women like confidence, and I have plenty of confidence.  Send in Malick!”

Sergey struggled to get up.  His legs were too weak.  He felt completely broken.  He remembered back when Page and him first met in college.  Larry’s idea for the page rank system in web search was pretty good, if somewhat obvious.   Brin figured they could make a lot of money if they could figure out how to monetize it, which they did by stealing Overture’s business model.  Billions of dollars later, they should have had it all.  But deep down, they were both just pathetic nerds.  Steve Jobs had dropped acid and had been getting laid regularly long before he had any money.  He acted like a rock star even before he could buy and sell real ones.  He was unquestionably hip and it was the force of his personality that had made Apple so incredibly cool.  Jobs was an artist, like Leonardo DaVinci, John Lennon, or Frank Lloyd Wright.   Sergey and Larry would have spent their lives standing in line for Star Wars sequels if they hadn’t stumbled on a untapped market no one cared about and solved it with a simple math formula.  Their nerdy personalities made Google so geeky that a turn to unspeakable evil was as close as they could get to having a personality.  Larry’s desperate desire to prove he was better than Jobs had doomed their company to failure.  And now, Larry would humiliate and destroy them both with the oldest and most predictable demise for any nerdy geeks who stumble into a pile of money: trying to impress a girl who is simply out of their league.  Doctor Eve Zachara was way, way out of their league.

“Get a grip on yourself, Wormtongue!”  Larry shouted as Sergey crawled across the floor to a huge iron door.  “You should be congratulating me!  Not groveling in jealousy.”

“Yes, my lord… “  Sergey choked as he reached the door and dragged himself up to his shaky feet.  At this point, there was nothing he could do but play out the tragic comedy to its final, absurd conclusion.  Brin pulled a large lever and the iron door began to dramatically rise to reveal a strange shadowy shape silhouetted in the glow of the fake flames.

Larry’s eyes sparkled as he spotted Malick standing on the other side, looking exactly as he had hoped.  Even better.  “Very nice, very nice, Malick.  You look much improved.”

“I agree, Lord of Darkness.”  Malick said with a smile from his bluish white lips.

“How do you feel?”

“Wonderrrrrfullllll.”  Malick said as his voice seemed to echo with electronic reverb.  Drool rain from the corner of his lips and his tongue darted out to catch it.

“I have a mission for you, Malick.  One I think you will enjoy.”

“Yes, my Lord.  It is always my pleasure to serve you.”

“I want you to capture Doctor Zachara.  And bring her here, to the Tower of Doom.”

“Yessss!  Yeesssss, Looordddd!”

Sergey’s head fell and the jester hat dropped to the floor with a sad tinkle.  The thought of this thing… this thing that Malick had become pursuing that beautiful and precious woman make his stomach churn.  Much, much worse was the thought, which he tried to force out of his head, was that in some sick, disgusting way… he found it a little bit of turn on.


To be continued…

Next episode: Bite of the Apple

Author's Note About Eve's Hungry

Steve Jobs passed away one year ago today.  As they say, he left the world considerably poorer for his absence, but vastly richer for his all too brief existence.  Like many, many others, I mourned his passing as if I had lost a dear friend.  No other individual, who I never met in person, had such an enormous impact on my life.   I learned more from him than any teacher, was entertained by him more than any performer and was inspired by him more than any leader.   During rough times in my life, I took comfort in the fact that Apple, under Jobs’ brilliant guidance, was always working on some cool new thing that I could look forward to.  When I worked hard, I appreciated the amazing tools Steve had provided to help me.  When I was bored, I could always find something fun to do thanks to one of his wonderful gadgets.

I began work on Eve’s Hungry as a playful tribute to him.  A crazy story had circulated on the internet that Jobs had been caught carrying ninja shurikens when he was trying to board a plane.  It was, of course, false, but for some reason I could easily image that Steve secretly was a master of martial arts.  Not too long before, he had also vowed to “go nuclear” on Google for stealing iPhone intellectual property and there was much talk of a Apple/Google war.  I thought it would be fun to mix all these elements together and imagine a future world where Google and Apple were actually warring upon each other.  (For the record, I have no real bone to pick with Google, they’ve also created a lot of cool things, including the site I blog on.  But when your company motto is “don’t be evil,” you’re kind of begging to be satirized.  “So what if Google was really evil?”)

The one thing I couldn’t imagine in a future world was the absence of Steve Jobs.  It was well known at the time that he had been struggling with health issues, so in my fantasy I portrayed him as living to a long robust old age.  It has since come out that he was much sicker for much longer than the public knew, which is a testament to how courageous and determined he was.  Many of his greatest accomplishments where made when he was struggling against the cancer that would finally take him away.

His passing not only filled me with sorrow, but made me rethink this little project and consider abandoning it.  I was almost finished with the episode below when I heard the news that Jobs was gone.   After that, I couldn’t bring myself to finish it.  But as time passed, I kept thinking about Eve’s story.  I wondered if it deserved to be told, perhaps even more so since Eve was a voice to how Jobs’ had inspired me.  I thought about changing the story so she worked under Tim Cook, but I couldn’t bear to take Jobs away from her too.  I thought about referencing Jobs passing, saying he was secretly alive, but that seemed too depressing.

So right or wrong, I’ve decided to keep going with the project as it was originally intended.  A future fantasy that spins out from a specific moment of time around 2011 when Jobs had lead Apple to unbelievable success and the Google/Apple war was just brewing.  An alternative world where Jobs was still alive.  That is a world I certainly wish I could live in.

Mackay Bell

Episode Three - The Electric Katana

BASEMENT FLOOR - APPLE HEADQUARTERS - 2022 A.D.

A short intense phone call later, Eve leapt down the elevator shaft.  It was quite a drop.  She couldn’t be sure but figured she fell at least two floors before she hit the concrete bottom of the elevator pit, almost breaking her legs.  It was foolish for her to simply jump in, but Jobs made it look so easy.  As she struggled to her aching feet, she tried to imagine how the over 60 year old computer executive had managed it.  

The elevator doors on the bottom floor had already been pried half open, so she assumed Jobs had gone out that way.  She climbed out of the pit and into a dark hallway.  

The electricity in the complex had been knocked out, so Eve used the flashlight on her own iPhone to search the area.  She kept Jobs phone in reserve to spare its battery.  The carpet bombing two stories above had knocked out a lot of ceiling panels.  Loose wiring and broken lighting fixtures dangled everywhere.  But the walls were basically intact, a testament to the thoughtful structural design of Apple’s showcase office building.   She wondered how long it would be before Google’s shock troops found their way down here.  Not long, she figured.

She heard some faint whispers down the hall and around the corner.   Maybe other employees had survived in the lower floors and Jobs was reconnecting with them.  She beamed her flashlight down the hall and the whispering suddenly stopped.  Afraid they might be running away, Eve ran to the corner to try to catch up with them.

She whispered frantically, “Hey!  Wait!”

But as she rounded the corner, strong arms grabbed her from behind and pulled her into a powerful wrestler’s headlock.  “Who are you?!”

Eve, painfully pinned, dropped her iPhone and the flashlight beam bounced up at the ceiling, giving the hallway an eerie glow.  In the dim light she saw Steve Jobs standing nearby with half a dozen key executives around him.  Tim Cook, Scott Forstall, Jonathan Ive and Eddie Cue were all battered and bloody, but alive.  Despite the uncomfortable hold, Eve was thrilled.  Google’s victory was not yet certain if so many of Apple’s brain trust had survived.  Jobs shook his head toward Eve.  “It’s okay.  She’s one of our interns.  Let her go.”

The strong hands let go of Eve and she turned to see Philip Schiller standing behind her, still untrusting.  His hulking, bodybuilder physique made him look like a nightclub bouncer.  He folded his arms in a menacing manor as if daring Eve to make a wrong move.

“Shut off that light.”  Jobs ordered Eve.  She grabbed her iPhone and turned it off.  In the pitch blackness, Jobs continued.  “You were saying… “

Eve recognized Scott Forstall’s voice answering.  “I’ve got teams of surviving employees setting booby traps to cover the entry points to the lower levels.  They’re crude improvised munitions, but it should at least alert us when they come and hopefully slow them down a little.”

Tim Cook went next.  “Through secure communications I put all our other facilities around the world on alert.  So far it appears Google’s focus is on Cupertino.”

Jonathan Ive jumped in.  “Assuming that we’re going to have to militarize, I’ve got contacts working up a plan to purchase of aircraft, armored vehicles…”

“Stop.”  Jobs cut him off.  “We’ll address long term later.  Let’s focus the immediate problem.  Survival.  We’ll need weapons.  Have you opened the meditation chamber?”

“We were waiting for you.”

“You shouldn’t have.”  Jobs strode off down the dark hall and the execs followed behind him.  Eve’s eyes tried to adjust to the darkness, but she couldn’t see anything.  So she followed after the sound of the footsteps.  Jobs either could see in the dark or had memorized every inch of this place.  He moved quickly through the black passages and everyone else struggled to keep pace with him.

He reached his goal and Eve heard a loud crunch.  From the sound of it, Jobs had just kicked a door in.  He knocked aside the splintered wood and lead them all into a new passageway.  Eve heard soft sounds as Jobs’ fingers slid open a large hidden panel.

Schiller’s voice whispered,  “Steve, the intern.  You want me to keep her in the hall.”

“No, it’s alright.”  Jobs said.  “Let her see a little of the real Apple.”  Soft warm light filled the passageway as the secret panel opened.  Jobs went into a hidden chamber and the other execs followed.  Eve tentatively joined them.

The light was coming from half a dozen tall pillar candles, the kind that last for weeks and are usually seen only in monasteries.  They flanked a small Shinto shrine.  From their light Eve could see they were in a large mysterious chamber with tatami mats on the floors.  The wood lined walls were filled with cryptic scrolls and traditional Japanese martial arts weapons.  Eve would later learn that this was where Jobs taught ninjutsu fighting techniques and bushido philosophy to executives in his closest circle. 

 Originally, the martial arts training was to teach mental focus and discipline in business, not for real life warfare.  Despite years of warning signs, Jobs had refused to directly arm Apple employees for fear of provoking Google.  In retrospect, it was a costly mistake, but Jobs often took the moral high road regardless of the consequences.  Now, with Google launching a horrifically violent preemptive first strike, this room contained the only real weapons in the entire facility.

Each exec selected from the wall the weapons they specialized in.  Eddie Cue took a pair of wood nunchaku and tucked a tanto dagger in the back of his pants.  Tim Cook picked a tsurugi thrusting sword and Schiller a naginata spear.  Scott Forstall armed himself with a pair of kama hand scythes.  And Jonathan Ive selected a simple hanbo short staff.  They also filled their pockets with a variety of ninja shuriken stars and kunai throwing darts.

Steve Jobs tucked some shuriken into his jeans pockets.  He pulled at the torn sleeve on his turtleneck to remove it, but in the process ripped the side of the shirt open.  He finally simply tore the entire shirt off.  Eve was stunned by the sixty-year-old man’s amazingly muscular, lean, Bruce Lee physique.   She would later learn he always wore loose fitting “nerd” clothing to disguise it.

Jobs pulled a pair of ancient katanas from a place of honor on the wall.  He tossed one to Eve.  Her hands slipped and she dropped it, much to her embarrassment.  In the years to come, Jobs would tease her mercilessly about her first awkward moment with the weapon.

As Eve scrambled to pick up her katana,  the other executives looked over at her, dubiously.  Schiller spoke for them all.  Roshi, she has no training.  You can see it.”

Eve gripped the sheathed sword defensively.  “What good are swords and daggers against machine guns?”

As if it to answer, Jobs drew his own sword and the sharp edge gleamed in the flickering light.  “You’ll need to move fast, and get very close.  Don’t think twice.  Just react.”  Jobs said quietly.  “Or you can stay here and hide.  The choice is yours.”

On that Jobs turned and left.  The rest of the executives glanced back at Eve dismissively as they followed him.

Eve took a deep breath and drew the steel blade from its saya.  It seemed hopeless, suicidal even to consider fighting guns with blades, but all her life she had wanted to work for Apple.  She would never have another opportunity like this to prove herself to the company.  To prove herself to her hero.  She ran into the darkness after them.

UNDERGROUND - APPLE HEADQUARTERS - 2022 A.D.

In the next fifteen minutes Eve learned more about close quarters combat than she would in many years of training afterwards.  She had never studied martial arts, the closest she came was a kickboxing aerobics class she took one summer.  But she had always been athletic, playing soccer on a high school championship team and she was a skilled mountain climber with strong arms.

Jobs had given her exactly the essential tips necessary to survive in such a desperate situation against superior firepower.  Move fast, and get close.  Don’t think.  Just react.  One of Jobs great talents was boiling ideas down to their core concepts, and his advice was enough to empower Eve to tap into her hidden talent for mayhem.

Once they went back into the dark basement halls, the executives all split up, enacting some preplanned strategy.  Eve followed behind Jobs, figuring if she did nothing else, she could at least try to cover his back.  But he moved so quickly it was difficult for her to keep up.

The Google shock troops had just barely begun to descend into the lower floors.  Jobs made his first kills as they scrambled down a staircase and triggered one of Forestall’s improvised explosives: a crude but ingenious firebomb made from cleaning supplies.  A tripwire detonated the device and a burst of burning fluid exploded, momentarily blinding the first of several Google troopers.  The fire was not fatal, but Jobs certainly was.  Leaping through the flames he sliced open the trooper’s throat, severing his vital arteries.  As a fountain of blood gushed from the wound, Jobs quickly leapt up the steps, stabbing another trooper in the chest, spinning and then cutting through the forehead of another.  By this time, Eve thought she was numb to horrific human carnage, but something about the way the trooper’s brains gushed from his shattered skull made her wince and sicken.

But there was no time to throw up.  Jobs continued bounding up the stairs, taking out trooper after trooper with such lightening speed it almost seemed impossible.  Eve struggled to keep up.  From one of the dead she grabbed for a submachine gun, figuring it would be an upgrade from her current weapon.  But the gun was held to the body by a shoulder strap and as she struggled to unclip it, Jobs shouted down to her.

“No time!  Leave them for the others!”

At that moment, another trooper, barely alive, grabbed at Eve’s ankle, like Carrie’s hand leaping from the grave.  Eve instinctively sliced down at it with her katana, cutting the hand cleanly from the arm.  The trooper screamed as blood spouted from his flailing stump.  Eve then plunged her sword tip into his heart, hoping to quiet him.  Blood gurgled into his mouth and he quickly died.

Seeing Jobs had disappeared, Eve chased after him, not bothering to try to take a gun again.  Steve was right, in close quarters, moving fast enough, the katana had advantages.

APPLE HEADQUARTERS - OLD CUPERTINO -  2022 A.D.

Eve emerged into sunlight and spotted Jobs fighting through the still smoking wreckage, spreading death like an avenging angel.  Occasionally, he would nail a distant trooper with a shuriken to the eye, but he primarily relied on his incredible swordsmanship to slice and dice opponents.  The troopers should have had the advantage, but they were too closely packed to let loose with their machine guns, for fear of shooting each other.  Before they could scramble to spread out, they were dead.  And as they died, others would see them drop in the smoky distance and try to figure out what was going on, only to find the fast moving Jobs already leaping in their midst.

Eve caught up with Jobs, mostly finishing off troopers he had seriously wounded, but as she got the swing of things she began to take on fresh kills herself.  She chased after and nailed a trooper who was trying to circle around and gun Jobs down.  A chill when down her spine when her blade cut open his throat and splatters of blood hit her face.   Not because she was frighted, but because she realized she was enjoying this.  After everything Google had done that day, Eve no longer thought about the right or wrong of murdering another human.  The exhilarating rush of revenge was the only thing that mattered now.

Eventually, she and Jobs were almost fighting side by side, springing over the rubble with leaps and bounds, slashing down troopers right and left.   She almost felt as if Jobs amazing energy was flowing into her, giving her extra strength and skills she didn’t possess on her own.  Occasionally Eve would spot one of the other executives in the distance, Tim Cook piercing troopers with his tsurugi and Schiller nailing them with his naginata.  Eddie Cue clobbered others with his fast moving nunchaku while Jonathan Ive’s simple but effective hanbo staff made short work of others.

The remaining troopers began to retreat, trying to get out of the battle zone so the Google tanks could cut loose with heavy machine guns and cannons.  But by that time, small arms fire was heading in their direction.  Dozens of surviving Apple employees had emerged from the basements behind their executives, and gathered up weapons from the dead.  They began to fire at the fleeing shock troops with captured submachine guns and pistols.

Seeing the tide was turning, Eve paused to catch her breath, exhausted.  It was simply impossible to keep up with Jobs.  She looked out into the chaos.  Could they actually succeed?  Could they really beat Google?

Suddenly, a fist of steel smashed into her head like a sledgehammer.  Eve’s sword flew from her hand and she crumbled to the ground, blood rushing from split skin in her hairline.  As her long blond hair matted with red, the steel hand grabbed her up by the throat like a doll.  It raised her up high off her feet, and a voice laughed wickedly.  Dazed, Eve’s blurry eyes made out the robot like frame of a giant white mecha armor suit with the Google logo emblazoned on its chest.  Over twelve feet tall, it was topped with an integrated helmet and bullet proof glass visor.  Eve focused through the visor and could see the grinning face of evil itself.  Inside was a laughing and sneering Eric E. Schmidt.

“Give up, Jobs!”  Google’s executive chairman shouted through an amplified speaker system in the suit as he held the dangling Eve in front of him.  “Or I’ll crush her like a tomato!”

Jobs slowly turned and spotted Schmidt towering nearby in the robot armor.  Jobs slightly lowered his bloody sword.  For the first time, Eve could see a hint of anger in his face.  Schmidt saw it too.  His amplified voice laughed.

“Look familiar?  Yes, it’s a reproduction of the power suit you showed me when I was on the Apple board of directors.  With special Google modifications, of course!”   Schmidt raised up the other robotic arm and a small rocket launcher popped out of a special compartment on it.  A rocket fired and rushed at Jobs.  But Jobs didn’t flinch and the warhead missed him by several yards and exploded in the distance.

Schmidt sheepishly offered.  “We’re still working on the targeting mechanism.”

“You can steal our ideas, but you can’t steal our quality.”  Jobs murmured.

“What?!  You’re going to sue us for patent infringement?  Those days are over, Jobs!  Google isn’t playing around anymore.  Apple is finished.  Done!  Your beloved headquarters is rubble.  The bulk of your employees are dead.  Now your only choice is to give up and let me take you prisoner!  You’ll never get past our tanks and I’ve called in another airstrike to finish the job.  Give up, and perhaps we’ll offer you a consultancy at Google!”

“I’ll send you to hell, first.”  Jobs eyes narrowed and his voice seemed to echo as if in a cavern.  Eve watched, mesmerized, as Jobs sword began to glow blue, as if filling with energy.  She realized it was no ordinary sword.  It was some kind of electric powered katana.  Another of Jobs amazing inventions.  

Schmidt realized it too, and faced with Jobs’ smothering eyes and glowing sword, his bravado snuffed out like a stomped on cigarette.  His robot suit began to fumble like a drunken sailor as he scrambled with the controls, apparently about to flee.  But before he could get anywhere, Jobs rushed across the distance between them and leapt into the air as if fired out of a cannon.  With a powerful slash, his glowing blade sliced through the robot arm holding Eve, ripping through steel and wire as if it was cardboard.  As Eve fell to the ground with the lost arm, the suit began to spark and shutter.  But Jobs wasn’t finished.  He slashed again and cut through both of the robotic legs, cleanly severing them in half.

The trunk and head of the robot fell to the ground with a crash.  Electronics shorted out, caught fire, and the helmet filled with smoke.  Jobs then casually offered Eve a hand, helping her to her feet.  She noticed his sword had stopped glowing.  

Meanwhile, on the ground, a terrified Schmidt popped open the escape releases on the suit and frantically pulled himself out.  As he scrambled to his feet, Jobs slowly stalked him like a hunter ready to finish off a wounded deer.  Schmidt stumbled backwards with his hands up, desperately groveling.  “I give up!  I surrender!  Please, Steve, I’m sorry!  I’m sorry!  We used to be friends!  I beg you!”

With a sudden dismissive wave, Jobs sword leapt out and in one clean stroke he decapitated the Google exec and one time Apple Board member.  A fountain of blood exploded from the sliced neck as the head flew off, with frozen open eyes.  The head bounced twice and rolled several yards away before stopping.  Schmidt’s limp body swayed for a brief second and then dropped to the battlefield like a sack of rotten fish.   

Eve looked on in satisfaction, sharing in Jobs’ final conclusion of a personal and business conflict that went all the way back to when Schmidt secretly stole Apple’s ideas for the iPhone and incorporated them into Android.  But there was no time to savor the victory, for the roar of returning B-1 bombers rumbled over the horizon.  There was no way they could survive another airstrike.  Meanwhile, she could see the cannon turrets of the Google tanks turning and rising to fire at them.  Had they won a battle but lost the war?

Suddenly, one of the tanks blew up.   An armor piercing shell had ripped through its flank and exploded inside.  And then another tank was hit and burst into flames and another.  The tanks were all being fired upon.  Through the smoke and flames she spotted a quick moving calvary force of several dozen Segways, rolling up on the sidewalks of Infinite Loop.  Determined looking Apple fan boys confidently balanced on the two-wheeled personal transporters as they attacked with shoulder firing anti-tank grenade launchers.

And as the first of the returning B-1 bombers appeared overhead, a chubby older man on the lead Segway swung up a Stinger anti-aircraft missile.  He took aim and expertly fired.  The heat seeking missile rushed straight for its target.  It hit the bomber mid-air with a powerful blast of high explosives that instantly ripped one of its wings off.  The jet spiraled out of control and quickly crashed in the distance, sending up a fiery mushroom cloud of burning jet fuel.

Eve smiled.  She recognized the man on the Segway with the smoking anti-aircraft launcher.  She recognized him very well.  It was Steve Wozniak, sporting one of his familiar grins.

The rest of the bombers were likewise destroyed by Stinger missiles launched by the Segway calvary.  With the air support gone and the tanks burning, what little was left of Google’s army began to flee in earnest.  The surviving Apple employees lowered their small arms and began to applaud.

Eve saw Jobs finally relax his guard, looking tired and spent.  “Thanks for the help.  I got to go talk to Woz.”   He handed his sword off to Eve and headed across the wreckage.

Tim Cook strolled up behind Eve, covered in blood and dust.  He put a hand on her shoulder.  His knuckles were bruised and torn like a prize fighter.  “Not bad for an intern.  What are your job plans after college?  Would you like to work at Apple?”

Eve nodded weakly.  She looked down at Jobs’ sword, trying to figure out how it was powered.  “This sword is incredible.  Cutting through thick steel.  How do you turn it on?”

“What do you mean?”  Cook asked.

“It… doesn’t it… isn’t it electric powered?”

Cook shook his head with a smile.  “It’s just a regular sword.  But Steve is no ordinary man.  As I’m sure you’ve found out.”  Eve looked down at the cold steel and then back over to Jobs in the distance.  Taking it all in.

As Jobs approached, Wozniak was still calling out orders to the Apple fanboys.  “Don’t chase after the Googles, but reload your launchers and keep on guard!”

“Thanks, Woz.  I knew I could count on you.”  Jobs said softly as Wozniak turned back with a warm smile.

“No problem.  We came as soon as we could.  I got the guys together with Twitter fast enough, but getting the armaments took some effort.  Most of them are on my Segway polo team, but there was this National Guard officer who had keys to the armory…”

“Woz.  Woz…”  Jobs interrupted, his voice strained as the exhaustion of the battle set in.  He suddenly blurted out.  “I’m so sorry.”  

“Hey, you know me.  I’m glad to help.  I’m always glad when you call, Steve.”

“No, I mean… I’m sorry for everything.  For Breakout, for…”

“Steve, it’s okay.  It’s okay.  I know you had issues  But you’re a good guy, deep down.  You’re a great guy.”  Woz grinned again.  Jobs nodded and smiled sadly.

Eve watched as the two old friends hugged.

GRAND HALL - TEMPLE OF TRANQUILITY -  2032 A.D.

Eve’s thoughts returned to the present, and she became aware of the beautiful sound of the grand hall’s waterfall.   It must have been specially tuned to have such a gentle but musical cascade.  She was still kneeling before Jobs, awaiting punishment for killing Malick in Batyr-Aul.  But Jobs looked strangely defensive, as if he had been reading her mind.   As if he had also journeyed back in her memories to the time when they had battled side by side in the burning wreckage of Apple’s old headquarters.  

Jobs turned away.  “I killed Eric Schmidt on an active battlefield.   He was the commander of the attacking force.  It wasn’t revenge, and it wasn’t personal, despite what you might think.  In any case, my killing him doesn’t entitle you to snuff out every Google employee you encounter.   We’re not going to lower ourselves to their level just to win.  I thought I taught you better than that.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Besides, you also killed the Microsoft exec.  How was he was a threat to you?  Or to Apple?  A pathetic Microsoft exec?  What harm could he be to anyone?”

“No, I just… it was in the heat of the moment.”

“I never tried to kill Bill Gates.  Even when Windows first came out and I had many chances.  I could have ended his life with a single open handed blow to his scrawny neck.  But the thought never even crossed my mind because I never doubted we could beat them in the marketplace.”  Jobs sheathed his katana and returned to the meditation mat.  He sat down and crossed his legs.

Eve’s muscles instinctively relaxed as Jobs set his sword back to its original place.  At least it was clear he wasn’t going to punish her with that.  But she remained kneeling, head down, trying to be contrite.  “I was wrong.  I shouldn’t have killed the Microsoft exec.  That was bad.  But Malick.  Malick was pure evil.  I can’t help but think…”

“That world will be a better place without him?   That’s your justification?  That he was a bad man?  The world is full of bad men, Eve.  They don’t all deserve to die.”

“I made a calculated decision under pressure.  Maybe it was the wrong one.  But yes, Malick was a bad man.  One of the worst.  And the world will be a better place with him dead.”

“Well, then I have some news for you, Dr. Zachara.”  Jobs said evenly.  “He isn’t dead.”

Eve looked up, stunned.  It wasn’t possible.  Jobs had to be joking, toying with her.  “He… he has to be.  I cut his head off.  You saw the video.”

But Jobs wasn’t joking.  His voice was deadly serious.  “Yes, I saw it.  Nevertheless… Malick is alive.”


To be continued…

Next episode: Google’s Dark Lord

Episode Two - The Razor's Edge

EVE’S APARTMENT - SAN FRANCISCO - 2032 A.D.
Eve barely got back to her apartment and introduced Yuliya to her two cats, Pascal and Alice, when word came that Mr. Jobs wanted to see her.
It was not a surprise.  After a mere 38 hours, the video of her beheading Malick in Batyr-Aul had gone viral on YouTube with over a 100 million hits and counting.  Ironically, despite the brutality of the Apple/Google war, iPads still had an option to directly upload to YouTube.  Apple always put its customers first.  Naturally, Google made sure it was featured on You Tube’s front page.  Various parodies and tribute videos had already sprung up and it was the talk of the blogsphere.  While hardcore Apple fans cheered, there was no doubt it was a major PR disaster for the company.  Steve Jobs had recently said that Apple wasn’t looking to get involved in the rebellion in Uzbekistan.   Her mission was supposed to have been covert.  And Jobs probably wouldn’t be happy about her broadcasted tips on searching for dark web porn on Apple’s devices.
Eve had avoided looking at her flooded e-mail account during the hurried trip back.  Unquestionably there would be serious consequences once she returned.  But while Jobs would be pissed off, she hoped it would take him a couple days to decide if she should be fired or worse.  Yet on the commercial jet traveling from Tokyo to San Francisco, she suddenly felt a chill run through her entire body.  She sensed that an e-mail had arrived from Jobs himself, summoning her.  She didn’t have to check her account.  She didn’t have to see it.  She simply knew as clearly as if he had called her from across the room.  Jobs’ powers were such he could reach across the space time continuum and directly influence human consciousness when he wanted to.  She didn’t actually read the e-mail until after rushing home and then only to confirm.  It was typically brief:
WE NEED TO TALK.
STEVE
He didn’t need to say when, she knew it was immediately.   She also knew a video conference wasn’t going to be enough.  She would have to head out to New Cupertino to meet with him in person.  Right now.
She isn’t happy about leaving Yuliya alone in her apartment.  Yet taking her to New Cupertino, even if Eve could get authorization, was wildly ill-advised.  They had been subject to many stares and snickers by people who had seen them dancing together in the snuff video.  At the airport, in the taxi, even walking through the building lobby.  The last thing Eve needed was to show up at Apple’s main headquarters with the now semi-famous Uzbek slave girl in tow.  
Eve, at first, firmly refused when Granmura offered Yuliya to Eve as a “present.”  Not that Yuliya’s dark sensuous features and petite curvy body weren’t appealing.  In fact, she’s exactly Eve’s type.  But sales execs are not supposed to accept gifts from potential clients and human trafficking in particular is looked down upon by Apple.  When she declined, Granmura said that if Eve didn’t take her, he would hand her off to one of his soldiers.  Yuliya fell to her knees and begged Eve to accept her.   It was clear from her watery eyes that she desperately wanted to escape her fate as a dancing plaything for dusty rebels in a rocky warzone.  Eve finally accepted, figuring once she got her back to America she could pass her off as a regional consultant.  While it was possible Yuliya might be a spy for Granmura, or more likely Google, turning spies and creating double agents was part of Eve’s corporate job description.  It was also something she was rather good at.  Seducing Yuliya and learning her secrets, if she had any, wouldn’t be an unpleasant side project.  On the plane ride over, Eve found her to be intelligent, if apparently uneducated, and sadly world wise for someone barely nineteen.
Simplifying matters, Pascal and Alice warmed up to Yuliya immediately.  Alice even allowed Yuliya to pick her up, which she rarely does with strangers.  Alice was a good judge of character.  So Eve gave Yuliya quick tour of the apartment, warned her about the dominatrix across the hall, and set her up with a spare iCom.
SKIES OVER PACIFIC OCEAN - HAWAII ARCHIPELAGO
At the controls of her private Harrier jump jet, Eve flew past Ni’ihau, the forbidden isle of Hawaii.  Its emerald forests and rocky flatlands are outlined by perfect white beaches that stand out in sharp contrast to the deep blue waters of the vast Pacific Ocean.  The antique Harrier had been a gift from British MI-6 for some assistance Eve provided in Sri Lanka and she had grown quite fond of it.   It wasn’t the fastest aircraft Eve had access to, but it had automatic clearance for New Cupertino and she wasn’t completely comfortable with the controls of more modern V/STOL jets.   What she lost in speed she gained in not having to arrange for another pilot.  But as fond as she was of this particular old warbird she made a mental note that she would have to do some more pilot training on Apple’s fleet of Lightening IV-A’s.   They were not only faster, with a longer range, but much better armed.  Not that Eve planned to do aerial combat missions.  Apple had much better pilots for that.  But these dark days even simple business travel might evolve into something unexpected and Eve liked to be prepared.  Of course, all of this was moot if Jobs ended up firing her shortly after landing, which was still a distinct possibility.
As she contemplated the possible end of her career at Apple, Eve’s thoughts drifted back to that fateful summer in 2022 when she was first hired as a part time college intern.  She was finishing up dual masters in computer science and liberal arts at Stanford.  Even before high school her singular dream growing up had been to work at Apple and perhaps some day to meet the legendary Steve Jobs.  Little did she know that just one day after her orientation at the “Spaceship” headquarters in Old Cupertino, she would be working closely at his side during one of Apple’s darkest moments.  Worse than when Jobs was forced out in 1985, worse than when he returned in 1997 with Apple at the edge of bankruptcy.  Nor could she have known that all the years she spent studying computer programming, design, art history and music, hoping to impress Mr. Jobs with her well rounded education, would be irrelevant once she finally met him.  How could she have known that what would matter most, and lead to her full time hiring and rapid promotion, was her innate capacity to remain calm in the face of mass destruction and an untested gift for close quarters battle?  Even today, ten years later, she vividly remembers the smell of burning human flesh and the painful sting as flames boiled the sweat upon her face.  And, of course, the strange, horrible, frightening, but oddly satisfying feeling she had killing her first Google employee in self-defense.
Ahead of the Harrier, an isolated island mysteriously appeared far east of the Hawaiian archipelago, beyond where charts said any island should be.  Its land mass was dominated by what appeared to be the remains of an extinct cinder cone volcano.  Of course, Eve knew it was no volcano.  And the “island” was over five miles beyond where it had been the last time Eve visited.  Eve banked the jet toward its wide crater mouth which appeared to have a bright green lake of rainwater inside.  As Eve aimed the jet’s thrusters downward and began to land in the crater basin, the fake rainwater split in the middle, like the parting of the Red Sea.  The crater bottom opened to reveal the lake was fake and the volcano hollow.  Inside, the artificial rock walls were held up by a beautiful spiderweb of giant metal supports.  Just below the crater entrance, four huge landing pads were laid out like a cloverleaf and glowed with flashing landing lights.
The traffic controller’s voice came over Eve’s headset.  “You are cleared for landing on A3, Dr. Zachara.  Welcome to New Cupertino.”


NEW CUPERTINO - SOMEWHERE EAST OF HAWAII
Steve Jobs created many amazing things in his life.  Barely out of high school he and his friend Steve Wozniak introduced the Apple II, and turned a company that began in his garage into a Fortune 500 business in less than five years.  He then led a new team that revolutionized computers with the ground breaking Macintosh.  He build a digital movie powerhouse with Pixar and, of course, supervised the introduction of the iPod, iPhone, iPad, iCom and countless other amazing products that made the world a better place.
As incredible as all these accomplishments were, many people, including Eve, thought that New Cupertino was his greatest single creation.  It was a stunning achievement in design, engineering, and execution.  From the outside, it looked like an uninhabited tropic island, but inside was a city that covered over forty square miles, about half the size of Manhattan.  Almost two thirds of the city was below water and from the bottom of its sunken hull to the top of its fake volcano it was five times taller than the Empire state building.  The entire city was completely self-contained, with its own power generation, water purification and sewage processing.  There were offices, research labs, luxury apartments, outstanding recreational facilities and a small university.  Hydroponic greenhouses created food (vegetarian only) and there were even light industrial manufacturing facilities.  The landscaped interior was illuminated with natural light captured from fake glass rocks on the exterior and beamed inside by a clever mirror and lens system.  Over three hundred thousand people, mostly Apple employees, lived and worked in this amazing floating metropolis, the largest structure ever to be designed and build in a single plan.  The entire city was self propelled by environmentally friendly hydro jets, and could move at 12 knots when necessary, making it also the largest moving machine ever created.  Yet gyro stabilizers, which also generated electricity by capturing sea currents, could hold it rock steady at precise deep ocean coordinates as if it truly was a natural island.  There was no danger of sea sickness and even when it was moving, people could barely sense it.
On some levels the melodramatic touch of it being disguised as an island seemed unnecessary.  The volcano entrance was frankly ripped off from a minor James Bond movie.  Google undoubtedly was aware of its existence and it was openly speculated about on all the Apple fan boy sites.  Some sites even included spy photos and fairly accurate renderings of its layout.  The fact that it moved made it somewhat more difficult to bomb or assault, but there was enough traceable flight traffic in and out that Google was surely aware of its approximate location at any given moment.
Yet, Steve Jobs knew of the publicity value of mystery and the fact that Apple’s main headquarters were in a super secret location didn’t hurt the powerful aura of the company.  Apple didn’t deny the existence of New Cupertino, it just refused to comment on it.  This was a constant reminder to the public of the horrors of what happened to Old Cupertino, which Google unsuccessfully continued to claim was an unfortunate accident.  The bombing and slaughter had a huge effect on Jobs, particularly the leveling of Homestead High School where he and Wozniak both studied.  It was clearly not a military target, or even a business one, and Jobs took it personally that Google went out of its way to demolish it.  After the truce with Google, the city of Cupertino was generally restored to its pre-bombing state (with the notable absence of any Apple facilities) and Homestead rebuilt.  Many suspect that Jobs’ primary motivation in moving New Cupertino out to sea was to prevent any further innocent bloodshed in his old hometown.  It’s also been rumored that the basic design (sans the fake island exterior) was already on Jobs’ drawing boards as a kind of environmentally friendly iCity to showcase of Apple’s technical prowess.  Once the war started,  Jobs decided to keep the effort secret and move the corporate headquarters into it.
As the Harrier touches down on the A-3 landing pad, Eve is also reminded of the other rumor about New Cupertino’s real purpose.  The landing pad is far larger than necessary even for the biggest V/STOL aircraft, tilt rotors or cargo helicopters.  It would, however, be about the right size for extra orbital spacecraft.  It is well known that Google has a secret program to capture the moon, and possibly Mars too, and it would be unlikely Jobs didn’t have some kind of response at least in the planning stages.  Eve wasn’t aware of any Apple space program, but on the other hand Jobs didn’t tell her everything.  A stable floating launch platform close to the equator would have enormous benefits for manned launches.  Could there be another secret island fortress already be floating around the seven seas?  One devoted primarily to a space effort?  Eve could only speculate.
TEMPLE OF TRANQUILITY - NEW CUPERTINO
“He’s expecting you.”
One of Jobs’ white robed executive assistants, Byron, led Eve through a beautiful Japanese styled garden toward the “Temple of Tranquility.”  Officially named “Building Zero,” Jobs’ core office suite  was a modernistic combination of glass and black steel with echos of a Zen temple, thus prompting the nickname.  Of course, the “Tranquility” part was darkly humorous, since Jobs intensity and explosive temper were world famous.  Even on a good day, tranquility was the last thing one was likely to find there.  The “temple” and garden were both contained inside the giant island atrium but the illusion of being outside was only broken when Eve glanced up at the metal works far above her.  The carefully directed accent lighting illuminated the temple like a sunset painted by an old master.  No matter how often she came, Eve found New Cupertino breathtaking spectacular.  An entire city perfectly designed by a visionary with almost unlimited resources and a passion for beauty and perfection.  Even the great emperors of China never had as much power building their private palaces as Steve Jobs did building his.
“What’s his mood like?”  Eve delicately inquired in hope of getting some clue as to what to expect.
“The same.”  Byron dryly replied.  Eve didn’t bother to follow up.  She was foolish to expect any other answer. 
They walked up a wide grey stone staircase to the entrance and Byron slid open a frosted glass door which resembled a Japanese shoji screen.  He bowed to Eve.  It was clear she’d be going in alone.
GRAND HALL - TEMPLE OF TRANQUILITY
The glass door closed behind Eve as she stepped inside a grand receiving hall about the size of a basketball court.  A tall vaulted ceiling provided mysterious lighting over a dark ebony wood floor with no furniture.  The entire back wall was covered with a silent floor-to-ceiling waterfall.  Three stories tall, the smooth stream of water looked like a single piece of shimmering glass.  Except in the center where, if you looked hard, it subtly rippled in the shape of a giant Apple logo.
In the middle of the empty room, Steve Jobs sit cross legged on a mediation mat, reading from an iPad X.  His long thin white hair was backlit by a discrete beam of light from somewhere above.  On the floor in front of him were two sheathed katana swords.
Eve kneeled by the entrance and bowed deeply.  “You summoned me, Roshi?
Roshi is the Japanese word for “master.”  It’s a term Jobs once discouraged but lately tolerated from his closest disciples, at least in private.  In the seclusion of New Cupertino, Jobs was finally able to abandon much of his carefully orchestrated public image.  He allowed his hair to grow into a pony tail and a long Zen master beard.  He rarely wore his famous blue jeans, which he always hated but felt were necessary to project a corporate rebel image.  Free of the public eye, instead of a black turtleneck, he wore martial arts attire, a loose black aikidogi and hakama.  It was more fitting for an eighth dan master of ninjitsu and leader of the secret Iga Kotodama-ryu.  He did, however, still wear New Balance 992 sneakers which he found comfortable.
“You like to play with swords?”  Jobs said without looking up from his iPad.  His famous voice was softly steady but dark with ominous undercurrents.  The room’s acoustics were so perfect it sounded to Eve as if his voice came right from over her shoulder.
“You put the first one in my hand, Roshi.”  Eve responded with her eyes averted and head still bowed.  Eve knew the trick with Jobs was to be humble and deferring, but also direct and honest.  He sensed fear and uncertainty and it only fed his anger.
“Very true.”
Eve didn’t dare look up, but sensed as Jobs’ eyes rose from the iPad and focused on her.  She could almost feel a physical weight from his intense gaze.
“You think that gives you the right to wield a sword in my name?  To make war as you see fit?  To be judge and executioner of anyone in your way?”
“No, Roshi.
“Rise.”
Eve straightened and stood on her feet.  Jobs hit a button on his iPad and a video clip of Eve at Batyr-Aul was projected on the huge waterfall:
“… Who do you think you’re fucking with?  Huh?  I work for Apple!  Apple!  Heard of it?”
Jobs stopped the clip.  He set down the iPad and picked up one of the katanas.   Almost eighty years old, he was still robust and agile.   He rose to his feet with the firm confidence of a great warrior still bursting with energy.  He tossed the sword across the room to Eve.
Eve deftly caught it.  She wasn’t sure where this is going, but there is no stopping Jobs once his mind was made up.  Whatever show he has decided to put on for her, or with her, including her execution, she will have no choice but to participate.
“You showed some small skill in decapitating a defenseless man.  How are you against an armed opponent?  I assume you think you are better than me since you so easily disregarded my direct orders.”  Jobs puts his arm out and the other katana springs from the floor into his hand, draw by a mysterious magnetism.  It’s a kind of Jedi Master parlor trick he rarely displays except when he’s really angry.  He unsheathes the katana and flips up the sharp edge.
“I am no match for you, Roshi.”  Eve says softly.
“Defend yourself… or die!”  Jobs sprung at her, leaping across the room in an instant and swung the katana at her throat.
Eve barely managed to leap backwards before being sliced in half.  She drew her own blade just a microsecond before Jobs attacked again.  There was a loud clang of steel as the two blades shattered into each other.  It echoed in the grand hall.
Jobs spun and attacked her legs.  Eve jumped to the right and blocked it.  Instantly another cut swung up at her head and Eve ducked.  She counter attacked, thrusting her own blade out at Jobs heart, but he turned just enough for the point to miss.
Eve knew Jobs was toying with her.  If he really wanted her dead, she would already be in bloody pieces on the floor.  Nevertheless, the worst thing she could do was not take the fight seriously.  So she tried with all her skill and concentration to cut through his defenses as if she really wanted to kill him.  
“You had orders not to directly engage Google in Uzbekistan!”  Jobs shouted as their katanas clattered back and forth at a furious pace.
“I was captured.  They murdered my contact.  I learned that Google had infiltrated the rebel movement.  I was under threat of torture and I made an executive decision.”
“To save yourself?!  You put your own life ahead of the company’s interests?!”
“No!”
Eve dropped her sword just as Jobs swung at her throat again.  Mid-swing, his blade instantly stopped just before it would slice open her neck.  The razor edge froze against her soft skin.  Eve’s katana hit the floor with a klunk.  They both made intense eye contact, and Jobs stared deeply into her soul.
Eve kneeled before him again, with the sword blade following her down.  She lowered her head, offering the back of her neck for him to sever.  She said, with all sincerity: “If I have lost your trust: kill me now.  Apple means more to me than anything.  I would have taken my own life if I thought it was best for the company.  I would have submitted to Googleplex torture.  But I made a decision that the rebels would only respect power and I felt I had to put on a show of force to protect our corporate interests.”
 “What corporate interests does Apple have in Uzbekistan?”  Jobs asked as he held his sword suspended over her bowed figure.
“Uzbekistan has the largest supply of uranium in the world.  It’s critical that we have access to it.”
“Google already controls it through their alliance with the dictatorship.  We already lost that battle long ago.”
“The rebels were challenging that control.  It presented us with an opportunity.  We have to find new sources of uranium for the power cells on the next generation MacBook Pros.”
“Eve, you’re in sales.  Not product development.  What makes you think the new MacBook Pros will have uranium power cells?”
“Roshi, everyone knows already.  If we have power cells in the iComs we’re going to put them in the MacBooks.”
“That decision hasn’t been made.  The power requirements are different.  But obviously, it is a possibility.”  Jobs lowered his sword.
Eve relaxed slightly.  Jobs was testing her, as he often does.  She realized now that he wanted to be sure she was really looking after the big picture, and not just trying to save her own ass.  Jobs required absolute loyalty.  He would occasionally forgive mistakes from valuable employees, even ones this big.  But he would never forgive any lapse of total devotion to his cause.
Apparently satisfied with her answers, or purged of his anger by the light workout, Jobs took on a fatherly tone. “Whatever our corporate interests, it didn’t give you justification to kill in cold blood.  Even a Google exec.  We aren’t murderers, Eve.  We’re Apple.  We’re better than that.”
On one level Eve knew she should just shut up, but she wanted Jobs to know the truth.  “Yes, but while you can’t see it in the video, he was armed and going for his gun.  I only had a second…”
“Then you could have cut off his arm.  Taking a life should be a last resort.”
Eve silently nodded in agreement.  But then she made the mistake of letting her mind briefly wander.  She couldn’t help but think back to to that fateful day in 2022 when she first saw a man decapitated with a sword.  It was also a Google exec, and it was by Jobs’ own hand.  She tried to push out the thought, but it was too late.  Jobs had already read her mind.
“That was different, and you know it!”  Jobs shouted losing his temper again.
“Yes, sir…” Eve tried to suppress her memories, but the harder she tried to force the images out of her head, the stronger they flooded back…
APPLE HEADQUARTERS - OLD CUPERTINO -  2022 A.D.
There was no doubt about the main target when the first Google cruise missile struck Apple’s circular “Spaceship” headquarters in old Cupertino.  The deafening explosion shook through the entire ring of the building but the bright light came from the northeast section where CEO Steve Jobs office was located.  A second cruise missile struck the same area just moments after, and then a third.
All four floors near the strikes quickly collapsed into burning rubble as if a huge fiery bite had been taken out of the giant donut shaped structure.  The rest of the complex fell into chaos and panic.  Everyone near the blast was screaming, hiding under their desks or running away from the heat and spreading flames.
Everyone except a young Stanford under grad on her second day of an unpaid summer internship.  She ran in the opposite direction from other fleeing Apple employees.  Right into the fires, over the shattered glass and under the collapsing ceilings.  She had no reason to believe that a fourth missile wouldn’t be coming shortly.  But when the explosions rocked the complex, and the thick glass windows burst from the concussions, Eve’s only thought was to try to see if her new boss was alive and needed help.
During her orientation tour the day before she had been lucky enough to encounter Jobs, in his old black turtleneck and jeans attire, passing by with a small assembly of senior staff.  He briefly paused when he saw her and the half dozen other interns.  When it was explained to him who they were, he simply said, “Welcome to Apple,” and then continued into his office.  Eve remembered its general location, but as she fought her way through the flames to it, she found herself climbing out of the building into open sky and unrecognizable wreckage of the collapsed floors.  Dead bodies, many of them burning, most of them in pieces, were scattered everywhere.  There didn’t appear to be any survivors.  In the shattered rubble it was impossible to even distinguish the individual office spaces.
Strangely, Eve’s impulse to risk her life by running toward the explosions almost surely saved it.  Because as she made her way out into the blast zone, she heard the approaching jet engines of a second attack wave.  B-1 Lancer supersonic bombers, wings swept wide and prominently marked with the colorful Google logo, roared overhead and dropped cluster bombs on the rest of the building and surrounding campus.  The only area the bombers didn’t target was the burning section already destroyed.  The place were Eve was now standing.
The carpet bombing struck just as fleeing employees emerged from the rest of the building.  The cluster bombs hit with powerful bursts that spun out hundreds of smaller bomblets which exploded in a chain reaction like giant strings of Chinese firecrackers.   Anti-personnel shrapnel mixed with incendiary napalm created an terrifying blend of blood and fire.  It was clear Google planned to leaving nothing and no one to rebuild.  The B-1’s made a single pass, and were gone in almost an instant, but in their wake almost every remaining trace of Apple’s once beautiful green campus was wiped out.  In its place was a blackened killing field of fire and destruction.
Eve, unable to emotionally process the horrible devastation that had destroyed her dream job, simply took it in for a breath and then quickly returned to her hopeless mission.  She searched through the dead bodies around her and overturned smoking desks and office equipment looking for more.  She shifted through broken glass until her hands were bleeding.  Then, in a shattered wooden picture frame, she spotted a shiny brass medal on a smoking red, white and blue ribbon.  She recognized it immediately as an extremely rare National Medal of Technology.  Ronald Reagan had given Jobs one in 1985.  It had to have been hanging in Jobs office.  Eve slowly picked it up in her bloody hand.  It was still hot from the explosion and singed her fingers but she held onto it tightly, her hand shaking in anger.
Just as it seemed it could not get worse, Eve saw Google tanks and trucks filled with shock troops roll up in the distance.  The tanks took up positions blocking the main roads, apparently to prevent help from arriving.  The shock troops, wearing paramilitary uniforms and carrying sub-machine guns, leapt out of the trucks and began searching the wreckage for survivors.  It was at that moment Eve’s hatred of Google hardened like a hand forged sword pounded to a razor’s edge.  It was so unnecessary.  Google’s victory had been complete.  There was no resistance.  Yet their shock troops marched over the smoking campus in jackboots and fired their guns at any living souls they discovered.  They even shot up some dead ones just to make sure.  There would be no prisoners.  Eve would later know never to expect any mercy from Google but back then she was still innocent.  A quote from Steve Jobs she had heard long ago echoed in her head: “Don’t believe Google’s “Do No Evil” thing.”  
Truer words were never said.
Suddenly, through all the chaos, the still burning fires, the gunfire, the screaming of the dying, the sickening laughter of the shock troops, Eve heard a faint stirring behind her.  She spun and turned to see a soot covered hand rise up from the rubble.  It grabbed a heavy twisted aluminum support beam and tossed it to the side.  Before Eve could rush to help him, Steve Jobs rose up like a phoenix from under layers of shattered glass, twisted wiring and pulverized drywall.  On his dust covered face, a bright red line of blood ran from the corner of his mouth down his chin and neck.  One lens of his glasses was cracked.  One arm of his black turtleneck was torn at the shoulder to reveal his lean but surprisingly muscular biceps.  
He stood tall as he gazed over a cruel landscape where it appeared everything he had built over the last five decades had been destroyed.  To Eve’s surprise there wasn’t any emotion in his face, no heartbreak, no confusion, no hint of fear.  Not even any anger.  He simply surveyed the war zone and began formulating a plan to respond.  His focus was so intense, Eve hesitated to disturb him.   But the distant shock troops were heading in their direction and it was just a question of time before they were spotted…
Eve grabbed his arm.  “Mr. Jobs, we have to hide!  They’re coming for you.”
Jobs turned and looked at her as if coming out of a trance.  “Eve?”
In a day filled with shocking events, the most shocking thing to Eve was that her hero Steve Jobs remembered her name from their brief encounter yesterday.  “Get out of here,” he said.  “You aren’t even a paid employee.  Run.”
“I want to help!”
“There’s nothing you can… wait.”  Jobs pulled his iPhone 8 out of his jeans pocket and tossed it to her.   “Call Woz!”  He then turned and ran off through the smoking rubble.
“What?”  Eve said, uncomprehending.
“CALL WOZ!”  Jobs shouted back as he continued to run.  
Eve suddenly realized what Jobs meant.  But not wanting to lose him completely, she ran in pursuit even as she slid the unlock on the iPhone touchscreen to activate it.
Jobs reached the twisted remains of what had been an elevator tower.  The elevator itself had been blown away, leaving an open shaft to the underground floors.  As Eve caught up, she saw Jobs leap into the shaft and disappear into darkness below.  
Eve was afraid if she went down after him she might lose the phone’s signal.  So she ducked low and quickly searched through the phone addresses.   She didn’t find it under the “Favorites” speed dial and frantically switched to the “Contacts” app.  She scrolled down to “W” and found it:
 Steve Wozniak.


To be continued...

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